To the extent that the earth almost always moves when I am with women, I would tend to agree with the Cleric if for a very personal and circumscribed effect. But from there to make the link to earthquakes…!?… I dunno…
Sex fuels earthquakes says Iran Cleric
But considering the straw grasping going on at the Vatican these days, I can see how the Catholic clergy will be poring-over this argument to see if they too can take a page out of the book of Eastern wisdom to aid their own case.
Always remember kids. Abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.